just a quick little in and out to see between the lines of reporting on politics and culture, to look for ways of viewing the world positively and, when necessary, to call them on their shit.

Monday, April 16, 2012

filed under: dignity and probity

Hasn't the Secret Service learned from their boss that you don't mix business and pleasure when on the tax payer dime? link link

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

filed under: mulligan

I wrote a little piece in And this week that argued the case of SCOTUS v. POTUS... not an earth-shaking piece, just a little look-see into what the President and his men were saying about the court in the wake of the healthcare case.

Now comes word that the Supreme Court didn't understand the provisions of the law.  And apparently the President's man didn't either, since he forgot, according to the article, to argue the Administration's case for "the bronze plan" in his defense. (The bronze plan is a catastrophic plan that is "skinny." It's low cost. It is lean.

Maybe Verilli was out playing golf with the President when this was covered in their Court prep day.  It sounds like now they want a mulligan.

But I guess my question would be: if I held one guy up for a thousand dollars and another guy up for a hundred... wouldn't I have robbed them both?  In other words, if something is illegal (read: unconstitutional), does it matter that it's going to cost you less?

The key sentence in the article: "The minimum that people will be required to buy under the health reform law is clearly a catastrophic plan," said Levitt.

The key phrase: "people will be required to buy"...

The bronze plan... ahh, the gilded age.

filed under: macaca

see the link. read about what she said. watch her apology. watch to see what happens.

that is all.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

filed under: causes for cynicism

The President told reporters this week that what leads to a sense of cynicism among the American electorate is the fact that they report the news as though both parties are equally at fault for the mess we are in and the intransigence of our debate on issues. He went on to point out a number of items that were once Republican ideas that he has embraced, only to find that the Republicans have moved the goalposts, listing among those critical items such things as the budget and the individual mandate in his healthcare policy. (link) I do not disagree as far as he goes. But I would add that at least part of my own cynicism is that fact that he himself ran against the individual mandate when he was a candidate (link), pointing out that if the answer was to require people to buy insurance, we could solve homelessness buy requiring people to buy houses. So did he have a change of heart, or was he (is he) merely saying whatever he needs to say to increase his own power?

Unfortunately, none of the reporters in the room asked this question.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

filed under: the dust up for today

Saw this link and thought the difference in interpretation of constitutional authority was fairly stark. There is a serious disagreement in our foreign policy that has not received the attention it deserves -- namely, the question of who controls our armed forces, who dictates the use of our resources. Panetta seems here to come down on the side of the international community. Those who still believe the national authority is constituted in the people may have a point when they argue that the Obama Administration (and liberals generally) see the Constitution as something to get around rather than as something that serves to form and constrain the federal government's power. 

filed under: It's a Man's World, part 2

I've always thought Maher and Limbaugh are both a little (or a lot, take your pick) misogynist... But they also tend to stand up (usually) for free speech.  Here Maher throws in on the side of being able to call women whatever names he wants to and get away with it, if he's ever questioned, with an apology...  link

Saturday, February 25, 2012

filed under: It's a Man's World

Whoever said "it's a man's world" has not been to Family Court. This story from the Huffington Post (link) shows a court run amok, drunk on it own power, blinded by its own policy prejudices, captured by feminist propaganda.  I don't know the particulars of the story, obviously. I don't need to. I have been involved, as too many of us have, with divorce court and family court on occasion. A man walks in the door convicted on all counts. It is not a question of whether he will win... it's a question of how much can he afford to lose. I have had many people tied to the system tell me that a man has no choice. no chance in family court... people who are responsible for enforcing and adjudicating policy. It simply is.

Think I'm overreacting or simply wrong? Consider the following: A man has no say in whether a woman with whom he has had a one night fling and (let's say) the condom broke... he has no say in whether that woman should keep the child or abort, should she become pregnant. Nor should he. A woman has a right to her own body for those nine months of pregnancy. However... should the man not want a child, and the woman decide to keep it, she can sue him for child support and the court can award her part of the man's income for the next eighteen years. And it happens All The Time. So.. no one can tell the woman what to do with her body for nine months, but the court and the woman can tell the man what to do with his body for eighteen years.

Is that just?

Is the court's behavior and the woman's complaint in the linked story just? Does a man who complains about a court and implies without stating outright something about a former relationship owe his conscience to the court and apology to the woman? Especially considering the fact that under a protective order, as in this case, the woman can say whatever she wants about the man and can contact him at will? Protective orders generally don't work both ways and are generally given to the first one to cry foul. o you think the woman didn't say anything at all about the man to her girlfriends? Do you know any women?!

I understand there are two sides (or fourteen sides) to every story. Here the court has said there is only one. The woman's. The man's ability to state his opinion, even if that opinion only tangentially relates to the woman or the court... must be silenced

I know I sound like a crazy person here. Try going to divorce court as a man before you complain. Try going through the court system with a man's junk between your legs. There is an automatic presumption of guilt. How many men get their kids in custody battles? How many women pay alimony? How would you feel about this story if the facts remained exactly the same, but the genders of the party were switched?

Friday, February 24, 2012

filed under: depends on how you look at it, I guess

I'm not a fan of Joe Biden. I find him creepy, stupid, and hypocritical. And often slightly if not outright racist. If he were Republican, he would have been drummed out of town long ago. He gets a pass because he is a Democrat, I think. I'm not a big media conspiracy guy, but I do believe that Joe Biden, with the things he has said and done, would have been murdered by the media years ago if he wasn't a Democrat... Here is a very small and very slight example of one of the things I dislike about Biden -- not criminal or disqualifying, although there has been plenty of that, too -- but just a display of arrogance that I find distasteful... Listen for the last little bit where he says that this is the first time in his life he has had a boss. 

link

Hmmm. Now see... I know there can be different interpretations of what representation means... but I would have thought the people would have been his boss.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

filed under: Why I hate Political Correctness

I saw this little note on Drudge. (link)

Some school board members at a district in Utah don't want a school to have the students' chosen mascot, a cougar, because... it is disrespectful to women.

Wait. What?!

Yup. The board members want to protect the feelings of older women who prey sexually on younger men.

Now. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But still. It's not like the students wanted to call their school the MILFs. And no one is suggesting the school members would not have the same reaction if the students had chosen the Dirty Old Men.

But Come On!

I am sure that there were probably some sniggling teenaged boys who were leading the call for the new mascot. But does anyone really think that the world would see that name and immediately expect a bunch of desperate housewives to come running out onto the field to play the homecoming game?

Of course not.

And, by the way... what did the board members prefer?  The Chargers.

I ask you... Is that an appropriate mascot for a group of impressionable young minds growing up in an age when, before they have even worked a single day in their lives, they are already are on the hook for 15 trillion dollars?

Saturday, December 17, 2011

filed under: She turned you into a Newt?!

This is a beautiful thing. link
This is why Newt may just win. Newt, Not Mitt.

Mitt Romney attacks Newt with his millions and Michelle Bachmann attacks Newt with her minions...

And Newt says, "I'll be happy to hold a free press conference every Tuesday and talk about ideas and have you meet with me personally and answer any questions you may have. Personally. Straight from the horse's mouth... or straight from the horse's ass... whatever you may think of me."

But you gotta worry about that. If Newt is able to wield the sword cheaply at Mitt's mighty fortress, he may bring it down and still push the media toward the big show... spinning a narrative that has him, not Mitt...(link) And he's already hacking away at the President. threatening to chase him around and challenge him to debates. (link) He's gonna be, or plan to be, it seems, like George Bush's Purse (link) or Traficant's hair... the albatross in the room... the 900 lbs gorrilla around the President's neck... a gadfly demanding free pressers... Because he, by Gid, has something to say...

And He's Not Mitt. Not Bush. Not McCain. Not Nixon.


Except that he is, in a way. In the sense that he is weirdly and strangely alien to the right and oddly attractive to the left... in a weird flirtatious way, he is offputting but not so bad you won't stand there and listen. You know. Just because it's fascinating to see it in motion, this mind. Like that chick at the party that thinks she's hot and because she thinks it... hell because she thinks at all... she is hot. She suddenly somehow becomes kinda hot, and well, you know the rest... Eventually she fucks you over. ( link...link ...link ...link ...link)

But still you go on believing (link)
But there's that moment that you kinda liked them, you know?

And there's an intellectual quality that I like behind the zaniness...(link link)

And he, Newt, will probably find a way before it's all said and done to run a modern day William McKinley front-porch strategy...(link)

And he's not Bush, but he is. And he's not Obama, but he is. And he's not Clinton, but he is. And he is not Woodrow Wilson, but he is... And he's not your enemy, but he is.

But we're in a difficult time. and we need some heavy thinking. Maybe a little heavy drinking, too. But not with our enemies... And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. And all of that... So we flirt, but we know even as we flirt that he is not one of us.

I remember telling a friend of mine years ago that the evangelicals would turn on Bush when they discovered he was not one of them. And they did, finally, on immigration.

And I see that the left has turned on Obama but in the same way that they turned on Clinton over welfare going into the election... or that the right turned on Bush over prescription drugs going into the election... they don't like what they've seen but they're willing to think about it. But if another pretty girl entered the room? Another brainiac? Another freakshow? Another whatever floats your boat...

That might turn their heads.

What Obama promised and what he became? They hate him for that. And what Newt promised and what he became? They hate him for that. And Clinton and Bush and ...

But there's another reason. They also hate him because he is not one of us...

Because they are not us. That happens more and more with these guys. Hell, with Obama the burden of proof fell on him. to prove that he was one of us... Whatever that means that us, the people.  We always turn for those weirdly alien strangely familiar ones.

And it's the same with Mitt, too. With Mitt, it's because he's Mormom and he has that weird, Baptist coldness about him... He's Bill Henrickson without the wives. And that scares the shit out of some people. Out of Baptists.

But with Newt, it's because he has that quality that Obama has. Newt sees himself as the center of the universe. (link) Obama sees himself as the Transformational President... (link) and also as the center of the universe... (link)

Just think of these two in a debate. teleprompters off or on... (link link link link) and swinging away like boxers boxing over visions for the future...


whereas all mitt can offer is, well, a hardware store and a casino.

Monday, November 14, 2011

filed under: who needs torture

Ignore the fact that CNN's reporter asked a multiple choice question designed to give the President a little wink (Are they rapists, child-molestors or just nazi assholes?)... (link)

The real  issue here is: Who needs to torture them when you can just kill them without trial by a drone for saying things you don't like. (link) It's "not who we are" to waterboard.  But killing them because we don't like what they say?  Well that's just ducky.

Friday, November 11, 2011

filed under: a simple question

Drudge is leading at the moment with a variety of articles detailing crimes and illness that are befalling the OWS movement -- a death in Salt Lake City, lung sickness in Zucotti Park...

These are unfortunate events.  Some in the media have tried to tie even more to the movement, with claims in the NY Post that OWS is responsible for defacing the the 9-11 memorial.  An article in Salon argues that the charge is baseless.  (link)  SFGate has a story that there was murder in Oakland, but many in the movement there claim it had nothing to do with any of their people. (link)  Still, there have been some reports of rapes and lots of suggestion of drug usage, and the footage I posted earlier in the week that shows behavior that would be called bullying in schools.  All very unfortunate.

I hope it doesn't continue.

It was widely reported several weeks ago that Occupy had instituted a no snitching policy in its camps so that the public wouldn't get the wrong idea.  The Washington Times had one version of this story (link), and an officer in NYPD was reported as saying that there is little information getting out about such activities because the people in OWS are trying to handle things themselves.

Uhm. Here's a question:  What is the difference in that -- the no-snitching rule -- and what JoePa and Penn State (or the Catholic Church) have done?

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

filed under: trust, but verify

OK, so you don't want to go crazy on every little issue with worrying about who is saying what about whom and for what reasons.  Who has the time to check everything?  Right?  Still it is important to do just a little research because if you accept everything at face value then who knows what you are being fed?

Here is a quick example.

I read a little piece by Steve Kornacki in Salon that laid out plans for how Obama can defeat the Republicans (link).  Nothing earth-shattering in that.  And probably likely to happen, I think.  When it comes down to it, I just don't know that anyone running on the Republican side has enough appeal to win the middle and still hold on to the angry fire on the right.  It will be close, and it will depend on whether the economy stays down.  But I wouldn't bet the farm on Obama being a one-termer just yet.

Anyway...  Kornacki claims the House is standing in the way of Obama's jobs bill precisely to hold the economy down and increase their chances "even when there is wide agreement among economists that his proposals would add jobs and spur growth."  I might even agree on that.  At a minimum, the Republicans (and Democrats, too) seem unwilling to compromise, finding that sticking to their guns on "principles" is more likely to benefit them than a bad economy is likely to hurt them.  But the "wide agreement" thing caught my eye.  Really?

I clicked on the link to see what Kornacki took for "wide agreement" and the article listed only one economist, Moody's Mark Zandi.  Also, the article was from September 9, just shortly after Obama had given his speech before Congress -- before the policies had even been spelled out.  So how could there have been wide agreement by one single person before anyone even knew what was in the thing? Besides, Moody missed the housing and mortgage crisis and so anything they say at the moment is suspect to me.

So I googled Mark Zandi.  It just took ten seconds.  You can probably do it in five. I'm more easily distracted than you. 

Anyway, in the first several articles, I saw that Zandi had predicted in 2007 that the economy wouldn't grow much weaker, just before it went on its historical devastation tour.  Then in 2010, he predicted that the economy would be "off and running" by early 2011.  I don't know how it is in your neighborhood, but that hasn't happened happened in mine.

So the "wide agreement" that Kornacki cites is by one guy who has been wrong on some of the major job movements of the past several years, and that guy made his prediction before the bill was even produced.

So, do you see why it's important to ask the question every once in a while?  It only takes a second.

filed under: revolutions are messy

The little dust-up that occured between Occupy Wall Street protestors (DC branch) and Americans for Prosperity tea-partiers over the weekend has gotten a little more attention in the last couple of days.  (link) Much of this stuff is underground, I think.  Perhaps much ado about nothing, except that in an election year, the stakes are fairly high.

The right has its base in the grass roots tax protests that began several years ago and have already been through an election cycle or two, calcifying into the Republican Party in a way that the Moral Majority once did.  Tax policy has now become the civic religion for them.  They are still driven by their religious roots, though.  Don't think for a moment that if the Republicans sweep the elections in 2012 those compulsions will not resurface.  Fifteen minutes after the Congress takes the oath, we will be feted to a new round of abortion controls and flag-burning bans and all of the old social issues that have been so important to the right over the years.  These issues have only been temporarily quieted by the economic storm.  The moralists won't be able to help themselves.  They will demand accountability of their representatives for having worked for their elections.  Still, at the moment, the talk is about economics, and they stand for deregulating and lower taxes and less spending and all of the things that drive a free markets approach to prosperity.

On the other hand, the left protestors want social justice.  They define their stance in a way that combines a class-based anger at the wealthy with their call for social programs.  Theirs is not a new movement either, just a newer iteration of the net-roots, the Seattle protests against globalism, and the like.  They, like their counterparts on the right, have added some new wrinkles with their calls for economic solutions to student loans and a host of other programs, all revoving around their language regarding a supposed stance in favor of "the 99%."  But the fact that they stood at the door of the AFP protest and pointed their fingers and shouted their slogans and epithets in the faces of common people seems to put the lie to the idea that they truly intend to achieve social justice for "all."  What they want is what they have always wanted, an approach to responsible government controls of corporate greed and a redistribution of the profits.  Anyone who stands in their way, whether by fact or ideology, is to be opposed.

So starts the revolution.  It is a time of anger, driven by the harsh economic times, managed by a President and a Speaker of the House playing a high stakes game of chicken with the economic fortunes of the country.  The crowds have grown larger than they were in protests from the recent past, or at least more vocal.  Feet are liable to grow entangled as the two groups march against each other. (link)

Revolutions are messy.  People get stirred up and act on their passions.  They feel angst and flail in frustration.  Given the clash of the OWS and AFP that occured over the weekend, it is unlikely to end with a prefered outcome, one in which a real revolution comes about.  Instead, the groups are simply sorting themselves out into their corners, calls for peace all around, the media shaming them into submission with cries about extremism and the need for organization.  And so we can propbably expect that OWS and the Tea Party will, like so many protestors before them, get sucked back into the parties.

But here is a question:  What would happen if the two groups found a way to march in the same direction?  Maybe meet at the Washington convention center and walk the mile or so it would take to stand in front of the US Congress and ask the representatives of the people and the corporate lobbyists they are holding meetings with to interrupt their meetings and come out and explain themselves... maybe have a real revolution.  Now that would be a real mess.

Or they could just tear at each other's throats for a while, shout their slogans, jostle around the margins, point fingers and incite and maintain the ongoing hatred between right and left... while both of those other two groups -- the politicians and the corporations -- laugh each other all the way to the bank.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

filed under: a picture is worth a thousand words

Slate recently published a little piece (link) about a Thomas Hoepker 9-11 picture that Frank Rich commented on... saying the "young people" in the photo weren't "necessarily callous."  The photo reads, when viewed one way, as a sign of the times.  New Yorkers sitting around under the sun, taking in the destruction in the background with almost a ho-hum where-shall-we-go-for-dinner attitude.  Except that Slate also found some of the people in the photo and allowed them to tell their story.  (link)

As it turns out, the people in the photo were talking about the events of the day in the way that you might have been, in the way that I was.  One of the subjects asks viewers to consider how a snapshot at a funeral can make mourners look as if they are attending a party.  The point, of course, is well taken.  How many times do we let those who wish to shape our opinions simply report the news to us without asking questions about how they are manipulating their stories?  See, for example, how CNN reporter Susan Roesgen chooses to present stories on the demonization of Bush and Obama (link).  One caricature is a "lookalike," the other is disrespectful.

With our current palavering pundit class, it is important always to ask what is behind the messages being produced.  Who is behind the information?  And don't simply take the image, or the interpretation of the image, at face value or without question.  Learn to see between the lines, even in your own thinking.  The next time you read something about global warming that is being espoused by some scientist or other, simply google that scientist's name. See what else he's been up to. Or listen to the way Rush Limbaugh dismisses those who call him with reasoned arguments against his opinions.  Or ask yourself why, if Mr. Obama has suddenly found the power to act on the economy without the Congress's involvement, he didn't find a way to do so before we headed into election season.

Learn to ask, that is, what is behind the picture.  In the thousand words that any picture represents, there are almost always two or three, or six or fifteen, different sides to the story.

filed under: optics

Can the Occupy movement afford much of this?  (link)

I think probably not.

And just a question... If they are indeed the 99%, don't the numbers themselves dictate that they may be going after wrong folks here?  Or does anyone who disagrees with them, by definition, constitute the demonized 1%?

Again, I think not.  I support OWS, and have here and elsewhere (link).  But I do not support this kind of behavior.  Nor this (link).

Friday, November 4, 2011

filed under: don't go wobbly on me now, george

In the run up to the First Gulf War, Margaret Thatcher famously stiffened George Bush's spine by telling him not to go "wobbly" when he had a moment of indecision.  In a recent column in Slate, Beverly Gage wonders whether the OWS movement will have the stick-to-it-iveness to ride out the protests now that cold weather has come on (link).  She is heartened to find that, one cold storm in, the movement seems resolved to continue.  She then goes on to review the labor movement and draw lessons for OWS.

Like Gage, I hope the movement continues.  There is talk of a national forum in Philadelphia next year, a kind of second constitutional convention.  I hope it goes forward, and finds ways to meet on common ground with the Tea Party movement.  I believe there is plenty of room to begin such a conversation (link).  However, I hope the movement, while keeping its legs, also refrains from going Wobblie.  That is, I hope the movement does not become coopted into the Big Labor movement, as Gage seems to suggest between the lines.  If it does, it will become merely part of the Democrat party machinery, as the Tea Party has come dangerously close in recent days to becoming for the Republicans -- a kind of add-on that adds salt to the wound but does nothing to cure the disease.

Why do I say this?  Didn't labor help us avert the kind of nationalist crises that Europe underwent during the Great Depression?  Well, yes.  It did. But has the labor movement come to be coopted by partisan politics?  Well, of course.  And worse, labor has, through those same partisan connections, rigged the system in ways that are perhaps less lucrative but no less wrong than the injustices that OWS is protesting (link) (link).  And now, some union bosses are calling for OWS to become more "militant" (link) -- occupying bridges, banks, etc.  (One small question, by the way... in this quote, Mr. Gerard says that since the right wing nut jobs took over the House nothing has been accomplished.  I won't argue with that per se.  But he also says it has been a year and a half or two years since that happened.  Does he own a calendar?  By my count from mid-January to today is just about ten months.  Did Ed Schultz even ask about this or did he just hum in agreement, because they both know that they are "correct on the issues"?)

OWS should strive to keep itself free of those who want to march in its parades only in order to line their pockets and fund their re-elections and take credit for their anger.  Chris Hedges has the right idea  (link).  If the Tea Party and OWS allow themselves be sucked up into the parties that have been the driving forces (along with corporations) behind the problems they protest, they will ultimately show themselves no better than those hypocritical partisan players that weeble when they wobble... and we don't want that.  It's time to knock the bastards down.

filed under: fathers be good to your daughters

The viral video of Texas Judge William Adams beating his 16-year old daughter shows parental behavior that is reprehensible (link).  There is nothing that can justify such behavior.  The fact that this man will likely not be prosecuted due to a statute of limitations (link) should not preclude him from losing his position on the bench.  He sits in judgment of child abuse cases.  How can a man who so clearly is willing to let his temper loose and terrorize his own family make judgments about the actions of others?  We should not hold our public servants and officials to a higher standard than the law requires, but we can at least expect them to obey the laws that they enforce on the people.  Anyone who would rationalize his behavior (and from the comments, there are plenty who would) is simply wrong-headed.

Like so many in my generation, I grew up with the belt.  Like some parents, I have given the occasional swat on the behind to my own children with my hand.  But never in anger and not for years.  It has simply been uncessary. In this one video, this man doles out more than my children have experienced in their entire lives, combined. But they have had a swat or two on the rarest of occasions.  I admit to this here merely to indicate that I don't want to be a hypocrite and suggest there should be a total abstention from any particular form of "disciplining."  As with the use of weapons in war, when dealing with other nations, we should have everything on the table, if only so that we do not have to use everything.

This impulse to beat a child comes from a bliblical view that revolves around the notion that when you spare the rod you spoil the child.  An eye for an eye and all of that.  While I am not entirely opposed to the use of force in circumstances where it is warranted, it is high time we put away our medieval notions of public justice and family rearing and realize that an example of good behavior is far more effective than a threat to punish bad.  Train up a child in the way that he should go?  You don't get there by first telling the child that if she doesn't listen to you and obey your commandments, you will "hit her in the fucking face" with a belt. And you don't let men who make such threats sit in judgments of our laws and ourselves. Whether it be policemen spraying pepper spray in the faces of protestors or politicians sitting on tax committees who do not pay their taxes... or judges sending people to jail for beating children when they themselves do the same... we should not accept this in a civil society.  Fathers be good to your daughters... people who live in glass house shouldn't throw stones... there's a reason those things resonate.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

filed under: he just can't help himself

Here's another reason church and state should be kept separate.  (link)  Because once in a while, like a double negative, their lies seem to cancel each other out, and it begins to seem like someone is telling the truth.  Like here, for example when Carney says that the House should be focused on passing Mr. Obama's jobs bill instead of reaffirming the national motto regarding trust and God and us, and the relationship between all three.  Is what he said true? Well, it would seem so.  It would certainly seem to be the case that Congress should focus on attending to the economy rather than trafficking in medieval fantasies and fictional caricatures.  But that doesn't really get at the truth behind the jobs debate -- which is how will Mr. Obama's package affect the economy?  We are asked to placed our unblinking faith in a plan that obviates any call for social responsibility for the mess we are in, except for, of course, the ultimate responsibility, the requirement that we pay the final costs.

And so, if Mr. Obama will have his way, we will close our eyes and march on our capitols and push through his proposals.  And then we'll bathe in the newfound riches turned loose by the wash of government funds.  He has told us over and over that it is a deadlock certainty -- all the prophets testify -- if we will but take up our cross and follow him, the promised land is in sight. So what shall it be? Shall we gather by the river?  Shall we dive under the water's smooth surface and hope that we don't drown as we are baptized in his love? And shall we remember his promises in the day of judgment and be counted whole, or land in hell?

And if all of that doesn't work, just re-elect him.  Then all will be forgiven.

Which is as much to say, where is the Lord in all of this? and from whence comes his help?  Doesn't he help those who help themselves?  So why then is Mr. Obama so deadset on putting government squarely in the path.  Wouldn't a simple step to the side, simply getting out of the way, be a more effective move in this time of struggle?

The nine most frightening words in the English language:  I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.